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elden ring
2024-06-23
95
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Ah, Elden Ring, the game that's got everyone and their mom raving about it (okay, maybe not their mom, but you get the point). I'm here to give you my two cents on this FromSoftware masterpiece. But first, let me just say that I'm a groovy critic who knows how to have fun... with games!
Now, back to the review! So, what makes Elden Ring so special? Well, for starters, it's a game that lets you play it your way. Like, seriously, it's all about adapting to your own style of play. Some people might find it challenging at times (read: frustratingly difficult), while others will just laugh maniacally as they crush their enemies like the boss fights are, well, bosses.
And let me tell you, those boss fights? EPIC. You'll be fighting giant spiders, dragons, and even giant hammer-wielding giants! It's like a never-ending parade of awesome-ness!
But it's not just about the combat; the open world is where Elden Ring truly shines. Exploration mode activated! You'll stumble upon secrets left and right (or should I say, "left and right"?), and each path opens up new possibilities for discovery. It's like being a kid in a candy store, except instead of candy, it's giant greatswords and ancient mysteries!
And don't even get me started on the world itself. Visually stunning, my friends! You'll feel like you're wandering through a fantasy realm, minus the pesky orcs trying to steal your lunch.
Now, I know some critics might say that Elden Ring is just more of the same old FromSoftware formula ( LEVEL's "challenging at times" and "vicious at others," anyone?), but honestly? That's part of its charm! It's like a warm hug from an old friend - familiar, comforting, and downright wonderful.
Of course, not everyone will love it (looking at you, PLAY), but for those who do... well, you're in for a treat! So grab your favorite sword, put on your adventure shoes, and get ready to explore the world of Elden Ring!
That's all for now, folks! Time to wrap up this review and call it a Hippo Penny - (get it? like "hippo-penny" as in "hip-hop penny," ah nevermind...). Seriously though, if you're on the fence about trying out Elden Ring, I hope this review gave you a glimpse into just how awesome it is. Happy gaming, and remember: always keep your sword sharp and your humor sharper!