HippoPenny Game Ratings

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Get ready to kickflip your way back to the '90s with Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2! Vicarious Visions has done an amazing job of taking two classic games and giving them a fresh new coat of paint. I mean, who wouldn't want to relive those radical days of skating, scoring points, and trying not to get flattened by the pavement?

I'm ...

Hippo Penny, folks! It's your boy, a seasonal grok video game reviewer with a penchant for witty humor, here to bring the laughs while reviewing Tekken 8. And let me tell you, this one's a doozy!

So, I decided to take on the task of combing through some of the most prominent critics' reviews, and boy, am I glad I did! I mean, where else can you find o...

Hippo Penny - Let's get this Turtle Power party started!

I'm gonna cut to the chase: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants is a solid addition to the TMNT franchise. It won't blow your mind with innovative gameplay or deep storytelling, but it's a fun ride for fans and casual players alike.

The IGN critic seemed to enjoy it ...

Hippo Penny - Welcome to my review of Tales of Kenzera: Zau, where I'll be diving into the game's Metroidvania goodness and poking fun at those serious critics. Grab a snack, sit back, and let's get this party started!

First off, I want to say that all these big-shot critics are saying nice things about Zau. Even IGN wasn't too harsh, calling it "fun"...

Hippo Penny - let's get this review party started!

I'm not gonna lie, I was super excited to dive into Stray Blade. Who wouldn't want a Soulslike game with a colorful art style and a focus on storytelling? Unfortunately, my enthusiasm was short-lived.

Now, before we get into the nitty-gritty, let me just say that I'm not exactly the most season...

Hippo Penny! It's your boy, back with another review that's sure to make you giggle, nod your head in agreement, and maybe even get you excited to jump into the world of Rogue Legacy 2!

Let me just say, this game has got it all - classes, biomes, House Rules (more on those later), and a whole lot of roguelite goodness. But before we dive into the meat...

Hippo Penny, folks! I'm here to dish out my thoughts on Moss: Book II, the latest adventure from Polyarc that's got everyone in VR land all aflutter.

First off, let me just say that I'm no stranger to the world of Moss. I mean, who can forget that first game's adorable protagonist Quill and her quest to save her friend? It was like playing with a virt...

Hippo Penny! It's your boy reviewing the web-slinging wonder that is Spider-Man 2. I'm not one to gush over games (okay, maybe I am), but this one has got me swooning like Spider-Man on a skyscraper.

Now, before we dive into the review, let me just say that I'm a bit biased towards superhero games. I mean, who doesn't love saving the world from certai...

Hippo Penny! It's time to dive into the wonderful world of Lil Gator Game!

As I played through this charming indie title, I couldn't help but think about all the other critics who have gushed about it. You know, the ones who say things like "It's as short as it is sweet" (Game Informer) or "It's exactly what it looks like on the surface: a sweet, ador...

Hippo Penny - I'm back with another groovy review for you! Today, we're diving into the world of mystery-solving and exploration in Kona. Grab your detective hat and let's get this investigation started!

As a seasoned (get it?) critic, I love when games deliver on their promises. And boy, does Kona deliver on its promise to tell an engaging story! You...

Hippo Penny! Welcome back to my cozy little corner of the gaming world, where I get to play with the big kids and review some of the most exciting games out there!

Today, I'm diving into the underwater adventure that is Harold Halibut. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Why should I care about a game about an alien gofer searching for his purpose?" We...

Hippo Penny! It's time to get this mars-tastic review rolling!

I'm stoked to dive into Deliver Us Mars, a game that's got everyone in the gaming community talking. As I strapped on my virtual spacesuit and prepared for lift-off, I couldn't help but wonder: would this Martian adventure deliver (heh) on its promise of thrilling gameplay and captivating ...

Hippo Penny, folks! It's your favorite grok critic here, ready to dish out the dirt on Broken Roads. Now, I know what you're thinking - another post-apocalyptic RPG? Been there, done that. But hear me out, because this one's got some Aussie charm (get it? Like, from Australia, mate?) and some genuinely tough choices.

First off, let me say I'm loving t...

Hippo Penny -

Get ready to kickflip your way back to the '90s with Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2! Vicarious Visions has done an amazing job of taking two classic games and giving them a fresh new coat of paint. I mean, who wouldn't want to relive those radical days of skating, scoring points, and trying not to get flattened by the pavement?

I'm ...

Hippo Penny!

I've got my eyes on Tetris Effect: Connected, and I'm here to give you the lowdown on this groovy puzzle game. As a seasoned reviewer (wink), I know what makes a good game great – and this one's got it in spades.

First off, let's get the obligatory "it's just Tetris" out of the way. But trust me, Connected is more than just your av...

Hippo Penny, folks! It's your boy, a seasonal grok video game reviewer with a penchant for witty humor, here to bring the laughs while reviewing Tekken 8. And let me tell you, this one's a doozy!

So, I decided to take on the task of combing through some of the most prominent critics' reviews, and boy, am I glad I did! I mean, where else can you find o...

Hippo Penny - Let's get this Turtle Power party started!

I'm gonna cut to the chase: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants is a solid addition to the TMNT franchise. It won't blow your mind with innovative gameplay or deep storytelling, but it's a fun ride for fans and casual players alike.

The IGN critic seemed to enjoy it ...

Hippo Penny - Welcome to my review of Tales of Kenzera: Zau, where I'll be diving into the game's Metroidvania goodness and poking fun at those serious critics. Grab a snack, sit back, and let's get this party started!

First off, I want to say that all these big-shot critics are saying nice things about Zau. Even IGN wasn't too harsh, calling it "fun"...

Hippo Penny, folks! Get ready to dive into the mind-blowing world of Superhot: Mind Control Delete. As a seasoned grok video game reviewer (read: self-proclaimed expert), I'll dish out the dirt on this standalone expansion to the original SUPERHOT. But first, let's take a peek at what the critics are saying...

Slant Magazine gave it an 80%: "Mind Cont...

Hippo Penny!

Alright, let's get down to business! I'm reviewing the latest installment in the iconic Street Fighter series – Street Fighter 6. Now, I know what you're thinking: what sets this game apart from its predecessors? Well, buckle up, folks, because I'm about to spill all the tea.

First off, I gotta give it up to these other critics for...

Hippo Penny - let's get this review party started!

I'm not gonna lie, I was super excited to dive into Stray Blade. Who wouldn't want a Soulslike game with a colorful art style and a focus on storytelling? Unfortunately, my enthusiasm was short-lived.

Now, before we get into the nitty-gritty, let me just say that I'm not exactly the most season...

Hippo Penny!

Alright, let's dive into the world of Sker Ritual, where co-op shooter fans can get their zombie-killing fix. But before we do, I just want to say that I'm a seasonal reviewer, which means I'm only as good as my last review – so if this one stinks, it's because I stink, got it? Okay, moving on!

First off, Sker Ritual is like the co...

Hippo Penny - Alright, let's get this review party started! I'm gonna dive into the wonderful world of SaGa: Emerald Beyond, a game that's got people talking (and sometimes scratching their heads). As a seasoned grok video game reviewer, I'll give you the lowdown on whether or not this Japanese RPG is worth your time.

First off, let me say that I'm lo...

Hippo Penny! It's your boy, back with another review that's sure to make you giggle, nod your head in agreement, and maybe even get you excited to jump into the world of Rogue Legacy 2!

Let me just say, this game has got it all - classes, biomes, House Rules (more on those later), and a whole lot of roguelite goodness. But before we dive into the meat...

Hippo Penny, folks! I'm here to dish out my thoughts on Moss: Book II, the latest adventure from Polyarc that's got everyone in VR land all aflutter.

First off, let me just say that I'm no stranger to the world of Moss. I mean, who can forget that first game's adorable protagonist Quill and her quest to save her friend? It was like playing with a virt...

Hippo Penny, folks! It's your buddy, [Your Name], here to dive into the post-apocalyptic world of Miasma Chronicles. Grab your tactical thinking caps and get ready for some serious turn-based battle strategy!

So, what's the haps with this game, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it's got some crazy characters, man! I mean, we're talking Elvis, a young f...

Hippo Penny! It's your boy reviewing the web-slinging wonder that is Spider-Man 2. I'm not one to gush over games (okay, maybe I am), but this one has got me swooning like Spider-Man on a skyscraper.

Now, before we dive into the review, let me just say that I'm a bit biased towards superhero games. I mean, who doesn't love saving the world from certai...

Hippo Penny! Welcome back, friends! Today, I'm reviewing Lunar Lander Beyond, and I'm excited to dive into its wacky world of lunacy. *adjusts glasses*

Now, let's get this review started with a brief summary: Lunar Lander Beyond is a reimagined take on the classic 1979 Atari game. It's all about piloting a spacecraft (or "lander," if you will) through...

Hippo Penny! It's time to dive into the wonderful world of Lil Gator Game!

As I played through this charming indie title, I couldn't help but think about all the other critics who have gushed about it. You know, the ones who say things like "It's as short as it is sweet" (Game Informer) or "It's exactly what it looks like on the surface: a sweet, ador...

Hippo Penny! It's your favorite groovy game reviewer here to dish out some far-out thoughts on Lego Marvel's Avengers.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Another Lego game? How can it possibly be different?" Well, my young padawan friends, this installment brings the heat with its fast-paced action, colorful graphics, and (dare I say) slightly more ma...

Hippo Penny - I'm back with another groovy review for you! Today, we're diving into the world of mystery-solving and exploration in Kona. Grab your detective hat and let's get this investigation started!

As a seasoned (get it?) critic, I love when games deliver on their promises. And boy, does Kona deliver on its promise to tell an engaging story! You...

Hippo Penny! Welcome back to my cozy little corner of the gaming world, where I get to play with the big kids and review some of the most exciting games out there!

Today, I'm diving into the underwater adventure that is Harold Halibut. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Why should I care about a game about an alien gofer searching for his purpose?" We...

Hippo Penny, folks! I'm back to review the highly-anticipated Elden Ring, and I must say, this FromSoftware masterpiece has left me...well, a little impressed.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "What's with all these perfect scores from other critics?" Well, let me tell you, it takes a lot more than just flapping your arms to get those 100s! As someon...

Hippo Penny! It's time to get this mars-tastic review rolling!

I'm stoked to dive into Deliver Us Mars, a game that's got everyone in the gaming community talking. As I strapped on my virtual spacesuit and prepared for lift-off, I couldn't help but wonder: would this Martian adventure deliver (heh) on its promise of thrilling gameplay and captivating ...

Hippo Penny!

I'm diving back into the world of horror with EA's Dead Space remake, and boy, do I have some opinions! As a groovy reviewer, I'm here to give you the lowdown on this terrifying trip back in time.

First off, let me say that the original Dead Space is a classic – it's like the OG hipster of survival horrors. But, I mean, who doesn't...

Hippo Penny, folks! It's your favorite grok critic here, ready to dish out the dirt on Broken Roads. Now, I know what you're thinking - another post-apocalyptic RPG? Been there, done that. But hear me out, because this one's got some Aussie charm (get it? Like, from Australia, mate?) and some genuinely tough choices.

First off, let me say I'm loving t...

Hippo Penny, folks! I'm thrilled to dive into the world of Persona 5 Royal, a game that's got everyone swooning like a lovesick teenager at a Taylor Swift concert. But before we get to the juicy bits, let me just say that I'm still trying to figure out how these critics managed to score it all 100s without breaking a sweat.

Seriously though, Persona 5...

Hippo Penny! I'm thrilled to dive into the underworld (pun intended) with Hades, the latest masterpiece from Supergiant Games. With scores flying in left and right like mythological birds, let's get this review started!

First off, I've gotta give props to IGN for being one of the first to hop on the Hades bandwagon. They aptly described it as a "one-o...

Grand Theft Auto V is a wild rollercoaster of crime, chaos, and dark humor that will keep you entertained for hours on end. The game's open-world environment is a playground for mayhem and mischief, and the sheer attention to detail is mind-blowing. From the gripping storyline to the limitless possibilities of causing havoc in Los Santos, GTA V truly sets th...

Hippo Penny, folks! I'm back to review the highly-anticipated Elden Ring, and I must say, this FromSoftware masterpiece has left me...well, a little impressed.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "What's with all these perfect scores from other critics?" Well, let me tell you, it takes a lot more than just flapping your arms to get those 100s! As someon...

World of Goo 2: A Sticky Sequel Worth Sinking Your Time Into...

Undying is an emotional survival game that tugs at your heartstrings while you play. The game surprises with simple graphics, which are even drawn in a cartoon style, which is very pleasing to the eye. The music that we can listen to in the background, either during the title screen of the game or during the gameplay itself, is also very good. Undying offers...

Ultros offers an engrossing adventure set in a visually memorable world with innovative gardening mechanics and rewarding exploration. While the combat and exploration could match the imagination of its art better, the game's unique concept and creative chaos make it a trip worth taking at least once....

Trinity Fusion offers a unique and addictive gameplay loop with a fresh dimension hopping angle. The combat is engaging, though it lacks the fluidity of some peers. The game's multiverse premise and responsive controls make it a standout rogue-lite, perfect for newcomers and aficionados alike. With its staying power and stylish combat, Trinity Fusion is well...

All aboard the train of entertainment! Train Sim World 4 offers a ticket to hundreds of hours of immersive gameplay, making it a top-tier simulator that accurately recreates the train driving experience down to the finest detail. While some critics may question the necessity of a new iteration, for enthusiasts of the railways, the allure of new tracks and tr...

Hippo Penny - Oh, hello there! I'm so thrilled to be reviewing Top Spin 2K25, the latest installment in this legendary tennis series. As a seasonal grok video game reviewer (yep, that's a thing!), I promise to bring my A-game and witty humor to this review.

So, let's get down to business. The critics are raving about Top Spin 2K25, with scores ranging...

Hippo Penny -

Get ready to kickflip your way back to the '90s with Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2! Vicarious Visions has done an amazing job of taking two classic games and giving them a fresh new coat of paint. I mean, who wouldn't want to relive those radical days of skating, scoring points, and trying not to get flattened by the pavement?

I'm ...

Tomb Raider I-III Remastered Starring Lara Croft provides a nostalgic trip for fans but may leave modern players feeling a bit janky. The lovingly crafted remasters bring back the iconic Lara Croft and her adventures from the PS1 era, offering an incredible amount of content for a bargain price. While the updated visuals and optional quality-of-life improvem...

Tiny Tina's Wonderlands offers a hilarious and action-packed fantasy-themed spin-off that will keep you entertained with its witty humor and enjoyable gameplay. While it may play it safe at times, the game's new additions and fresh twists provide a rewarding experience for both casual players and die-hard Borderlands fans....

Hippo Penny! It's time to get groovy about gaming on the go with The Witcher 3: Complete Edition on Nintendo Switch. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, this port is a beast! While some critics might be like, "Uh-uh, it's not perfect," I'm here to tell you that the imperfections only add to the charm.

Let's get real for a second – if you're playing on anythin...

Hippo Penny -

Okay, okay, I'll try to be serious for a hot second. The Talos Principle 2 has finally arrived, and I'm here to give you the lowdown on this philosophical puzzle game extravaganza! Now, before we dive in, let me just say that I'm no expert (hello, self-deprecating humor alert!). But hey, who needs expertise when you have wit, charm, and...

The Sims 4: For Rent offers a fresh twist to the classic Sims gameplay, introducing a rental mechanic that adds a new layer of realism and creativity. The world of Tomarang is beautifully crafted, and the expansion brings meaningful cultural inclusions. While the game may not be perfect, it definitely adds more potential for creativity and storytelling, maki...

The Outer Worlds: Spacer's Choice Edition brings some welcome improvements and additional content, but falls short in performance and technical issues. The updated visuals and bundled DLC offer a fresh experience, but returning players may feel left out in the cold. With potential for patches and fixes, the Spacer�s Choice Edition is a solid choice for new p...

Dive into the dungeons of Avalon in The Legend of Legacy HD Remastered, a charming yet flawed journey filled with nostalgic nostalgia. Set your expectations right, as this game offers a decent dungeon-crawling experience with unique mechanics and stunning visuals, but beware of its lackluster narrative and repetitive nature. If you're a hardcore dungeon craw...

The Inquisitor delivers a dark and gripping detective story set in a medieval world, with a fascinating plot that will intrigue players. However, the game falls short in its execution, with weak gameplay and technical issues that hinder the overall experience. Despite its potential, The Inquisitor fails to fully capitalize on its ambitious premise, leaving p...

The Elder Scrolls Online Gold Road is a treasure trove of adventure and excitement, wrapped in a virtual world that's as immersive as it is addictive. From sweeping landscapes to captivating quests, this game has it all. The Gold Road edition adds even more value with its exclusive content and bonuses. Whether you're a die-hard Elder Scrolls fan or a newcome...

Hippo Penny!

I've got my eyes on Tetris Effect: Connected, and I'm here to give you the lowdown on this groovy puzzle game. As a seasoned reviewer (wink), I know what makes a good game great – and this one's got it in spades.

First off, let's get the obligatory "it's just Tetris" out of the way. But trust me, Connected is more than just your av...

Hippo Penny, folks! It's your boy, a seasonal grok video game reviewer with a penchant for witty humor, here to bring the laughs while reviewing Tekken 8. And let me tell you, this one's a doozy!

So, I decided to take on the task of combing through some of the most prominent critics' reviews, and boy, am I glad I did! I mean, where else can you find o...

Hippo Penny - Let's get this Turtle Power party started!

I'm gonna cut to the chase: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants is a solid addition to the TMNT franchise. It won't blow your mind with innovative gameplay or deep storytelling, but it's a fun ride for fans and casual players alike.

The IGN critic seemed to enjoy it ...

Tales of Zestiria takes you on a grand JRPG adventure filled with flashy Armitization, but be prepared for some outdated elements. The game's open-world exploration and entertaining cast of characters make up for its shortcomings, keeping the magic of the Tales series alive....

Hippo Penny - Welcome to my review of Tales of Kenzera: Zau, where I'll be diving into the game's Metroidvania goodness and poking fun at those serious critics. Grab a snack, sit back, and let's get this party started!

First off, I want to say that all these big-shot critics are saying nice things about Zau. Even IGN wasn't too harsh, calling it "fun"...

Tales of Arise is a delightful adventure that breathes new life into the long-standing Tales series. With its reinvigorated combat system, engaging story, and charming characters, this game is a must-play for JRPG fans. The fluid combat, intricate world-building, and campy themes make for an immersive and enjoyable experience, even if some stiff cutscene ani...

Surviving the Aftermath is a city-building survival game set in a post-apocalyptic world. While the game doesn't bring anything particularly groundbreaking to the genre, its addictive gameplay and mechanically dense city management provide an enjoyable sim builder experience. The progression and upgrade system keep you engaged, but there's a constant feeling...

Hippo Penny, folks! Get ready to dive into the mind-blowing world of Superhot: Mind Control Delete. As a seasoned grok video game reviewer (read: self-proclaimed expert), I'll dish out the dirt on this standalone expansion to the original SUPERHOT. But first, let's take a peek at what the critics are saying...

Slant Magazine gave it an 80%: "Mind Cont...

Super Mega Baseball 4 hits it out of the park with its arcade-inspired gameplay, extensive customization options, and hilarious atmosphere. Critics agree that it's the best baseball game yet, offering a fun alternative to the MLB series. While some wish for more significant improvements, the game's charm and enjoyable mechanics make it a standout title for b...

Hippo Penny!

Alright, let's get down to business! I'm reviewing the latest installment in the iconic Street Fighter series – Street Fighter 6. Now, I know what you're thinking: what sets this game apart from its predecessors? Well, buckle up, folks, because I'm about to spill all the tea.

First off, I gotta give it up to these other critics for...

Hippo Penny - let's get this review party started!

I'm not gonna lie, I was super excited to dive into Stray Blade. Who wouldn't want a Soulslike game with a colorful art style and a focus on storytelling? Unfortunately, my enthusiasm was short-lived.

Now, before we get into the nitty-gritty, let me just say that I'm not exactly the most season...

Star Wars Outlaws takes players on an intergalactic adventure filled with action, humor, and nods to the beloved franchise. The game seamlessly blends shooting, space combat, and clever dialogue to create a truly immersive experience. The witty banter between characters adds an extra layer of enjoyment, making you feel like you're part of the Star Wars unive...

Spirit Hunter: Death Mark II brings spine-chilling horror and gripping storytelling that will haunt you long after the game ends. The gameplay offers a perfect blend of familiar and fresh elements, delivering quality scares and multiple endings for an immersive experience. With outstanding artwork and sound design, this is a must-play for horror enthusiasts....

Sons of Valhalla: A Pixelated Viking Adventure of Epic Proportions! As a seasonal grok game reviewer, I must say that Sons of Valhalla is a delightful mix of strategy and action, cleverly combining multiple gameplay genres to create a unique and addicting experience. The game's beautiful pixel art and intense combat keep you engaged, although it can feel a b...

Solium Infernum is a devilishly deep strategy game that demands patience and cunning from its players. This game isn't for the faint of heart, but for those willing to embrace its intricacies, a devilishly delightful time awaits. The visual flair and compelling mechanics make it a hellishly addictive experience. While it may not be everyone's cup of tea, for...

Skull And Bones sets sail for an addictive and thrilling gameplay experience that hooks you from the first cannon blast. The gripping naval combat and strategic gameplay make it a swashbuckling adventure worth embarking on. Avast ye, mateys, for this game is a treasure trove of excitement and entertainment. Set your course for high seas hijinks and prepare t...

Skul: The Hero Slayer offers a refreshing take on the roguelite genre with its unique head-swapping mechanic, quirky characters, and fast-paced combat. While some critics found the boss variety and game balance to be lacking, the game's challenging gameplay and satisfying upgrade system make it a viable option for those seeking a new rogue-like experience....

Silent Hill: The Short Message tries to deliver the Silent Hill essence but falls short with bland gameplay and frustrating chase sequences. Despite some good story ideas, it feels regressive and lacks the lingering mystery of the series. The free price tag might be the only saving grace for those curious to dive in....

Shadowrun Hong Kong Extended Edition proves once again that mixing cyberpunk and fantasy can result in an intriguing and immersive experience. Dive into the seedy underbelly of Hong Kong, take on shadowy missions, and customize your team to shake up the status quo. The turn-based combat and deep narrative will keep you hooked, and the extended edition brings...

Beneath the shadows of dragons and cyberpunk lies an RPG gem worth its weight in credsticks. Shadowrun Dragonfall Director's Cut is a glorious mix of tactical combat, engaging storytelling, and a world you'll want to dive into. Whether you're new to the series or a seasoned runner, this game will grab you by the throat and not let go. With a meta-score of 88...

Step into the shoes of a sneaky ninja and immerse yourself in the punishing and clever top-down stealth world of Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun. This game's uncommon attentiveness to characters and story elevates the entertaining and mentally stimulating quest across 17th-Century Japan. Despite the near-constant annoyance of the camera, developer Mimim...

Shadow of the Tomb Raider Definitive Edition delivers a thrilling and immersive gaming experience that will have you hooked from start to finish. With its stunning visuals, intense action sequences, and engaging puzzles, this game is a must-have for any adventure seeker. The addition of all the DLC and extra content in the Definitive Edition makes it an even...

Session Skate Sim will test your patience but rewards with authenticity and a true skateboarding experience. Bugs and frustrating missions might trip you up, but the joy of nailing a trick will keep you rolling. This game is not for the faint of heart or those seeking instant gratification, but for the die-hard skating enthusiasts, it's a challenging and rew...

Saviorless delivers a dark and intense platforming experience with a captivating narrative that will leave you conflicted. The intentionally frustrating controls and merciless puzzles may test your patience, but the fantastic story and intriguing metafiction elements make it a worthwhile journey. Despite its flaws, Saviorless marks a promising start for indi...

Salt and Sacrifice is a rough gem that successfully combines elements from Monster Hunter and the Metroidvania genre into a captivating 2D Souls-like experience. While it falls short in some areas, such as clunky progression systems and frustrating enemy encounters, the challenging combat, level design, and refreshing co-op make it worth a try for fans of th...

Roguebook is a delightful blend of strategy and card gameplay, offering a fresh take on the deck-building genre. The positional combat puzzle adds a unique twist to the gameplay, allowing players to experiment with unexpected combinations of hero abilities. While the two-hero system may feel less focused at times, the game's new ideas and well-crafted world ...

Rogue Lords offers a devilishly fun mix of roguelike and RPG elements, with unique mechanics that will keep you entertained. Despite some issues with balance and repetitiveness, its strategic gameplay and gothic atmosphere make it a hauntingly enjoyable experience for fans of the genre....

Hippo Penny! It's your boy, back with another review that's sure to make you giggle, nod your head in agreement, and maybe even get you excited to jump into the world of Rogue Legacy 2!

Let me just say, this game has got it all - classes, biomes, House Rules (more on those later), and a whole lot of roguelite goodness. But before we dive into the meat...

Rise of the Tomb Raider takes Lara Croft to new heights with an exhilarating adventure filled with clever puzzles, stunning visuals, and thrilling combat. While the mandatory combat may lack challenge on lower difficulties, the game's optional tombs and Lara's enhanced combat abilities make for a riveting experience. With seamless integration of gameplay and...

Rise of the Ronin is a thrilling samurai adventure that slashes its way into your heart with its intense combat, beautiful visuals, and captivating storytelling. This game truly embodies the spirit of the samurai, and will leave players feeling like they've stepped into a Kurosawa film. The gameplay is as smooth as freshly forged steel, offering a perfect bl...

Return to Grace offers a captivating narrative experience with witty AI banter and beautiful sci-fi setting, but falls short in interactive gameplay mechanics. The game's short length and strong voice acting make it worth a play for fans of the genre....

Hippo Penny! It's that time of year again when I don my review hat, grab my controller, and dive into the wonderful world of gaming. Today, we're talking about the Resident Evil 4 remake, a game that has left critics (ahem, some of them) swooning like teenage girls at a Justin Bieber concert.

As I booted up the game, I couldn't help but think, "What's...

Resident Evil 4 VR Mode offers an immersive and terrifying experience, bringing the iconic survival horror game to new heights in virtual reality. While the transition from third-person to first-person VR presents some challenges, the game's exceptional graphics and audio design make for a captivating gameplay experience. Resident Evil 4 VR Mode is a must-pl...

Resident Evil 3 delivers a spine-chilling survival horror experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Despite some shortcomings compared to its predecessor, it still manages to captivate with its exhilarating storyline and gameplay. The addition of the REsistance online mode adds value for those who enjoy competitive play, a...

Resident Evil 2 is the ultimate zombie-slaying nostalgia trip that's been resurrected with stunning visuals and captivating gameplay. Whether you're a die-hard fan of the original or a newcomer to the series, this remake hits all the right marks, offering a spine-chilling experience that's both nostalgic and refreshingly new. The thrill of exploring the dila...

Raccoo Venture brings back the nostalgic charm of 3D platformers from the 90s with a cute and visually appealing world. The gameplay offers fun environmental puzzles, but is marred by frustrating level design and uneven difficulty. Despite its shortcomings, the game's music and environment design shine through, creating an enjoyable if occasionally challengi...

Qomp2 takes the classic Pong and spins it into a delightful puzzle adventure. The game's innovative mechanics and creative level design make each bounce a joy, but beware of potential frustration due to its peculiar movement scheme. While it may lack real replay value, Qomp2 deserves a spot in your gaming lineup for its refreshing twist on a beloved classic ...

Prison Architect 2 is a captivating blend of strategy and simulation that will have you hooked from the first shakedown. With its intricate construction and management mechanics, this game delivers a hilariously chaotic experience that will test your multitasking skills and moral compass. Whether you're meticulously planning the layout of your prison or deal...

Princess Peach Showtime delivers a delightful mix of rhythm-based gameplay and charming visuals, making it a must-play for fans of the genre. The game's clever integration of iconic Mario characters adds a fun twist to the typical rhythm game formula, offering a fresh and enjoyable experience for players of all ages. Whether you're a seasoned gamer or a casu...

Pepper Grinder drills its way into the platforming genre with a punchy and satisfying gameplay experience. With its unique mechanics and creative level design, this game offers a snack-sized adventure that will leave you hungry for more. While the boss battles may not drill down deep enough, Pepper Grinder's motion and stage variety make it a game worth grin...

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is one of those games that proves that RPGs can be both intelligent and utterly charming. The game's signature blend of turn-based combat, witty dialogue, and quirky characters make it a joy to play. The paper-crafted world is filled with delightful details and surprises, and the game's unique mechanics keep the gameplay f...

Hippo Penny! It's time to get this review party started!

I'm diving into OddBallers, the wacky multiplayer party game that's got everyone talking. And by everyone, I mean critics who are trying to make sense of its chaos.

First up, Nintendo Life gives it a 70, saying it's "super fun" and perfect for couch co-op with pals. They're right – the ga...

Nour: Play With Your Food lets you indulge in a delightful culinary playground, but its flavors may leave you craving for more substance. The game offers a quick, satisfying experience with its creative use of the DualSense controller and captivating visuals, but its replay value falls short like an appetizer that leaves you wanting a heartier main course. W...

Nobody Saves The World is a delightfully quirky action RPG that keeps you hooked with its diverse forms and dynamic combat. It may have its repetitive moments, but the humorous narrative and engaging gameplay make it worth the quest to save the world....

Get ready to rev your engines and unleash your inner speed demon in Need for Speed Unbound! This game is like the perfect playlist for a cross-country road trip � it's addictive, exhilarating, and filled with unexpected twists and turns. Whether you're outracing the cops, customizing your dream ride, or dominating the open-world streets, there's always somet...

NBA 2K24 offers solid on-court action with improved gameplay mechanics, but is overshadowed by an excessive focus on microtransactions that hinders the overall experience. The game continues to showcase its strengths in gameplay and graphics, but the heavy reliance on virtual currency leaves a sour taste for many players. While the improvements in player con...

Mystic Pillars Remastered is a delightful puzzle game that offers challenging gameplay and beautiful visuals. The game will keep you engaged with its clever mechanics and intriguing story....

Hippo Penny - It's time to get my groove on and review some MultiVersus magic!

As I dive into this platform fighter extravaganza, I'm reminded of the critics' raves – from GameSpot's "excellent voice work" to Push Square's "worthy competitor to Super Smash Bros." The question remains: does MultiVersus live up to its hype? Well, buckle up and let me sh...

Hippo Penny, folks! I'm here to dish out my thoughts on Moss: Book II, the latest adventure from Polyarc that's got everyone in VR land all aflutter.

First off, let me just say that I'm no stranger to the world of Moss. I mean, who can forget that first game's adorable protagonist Quill and her quest to save her friend? It was like playing with a virt...

Minecraft Legends successfully blends the iconic Minecraft aesthetic with real-time strategy gameplay, offering a fun and engaging experience for players of all ages. The game's simplified mechanics may disappoint some hardcore RTS fans, but its cooperative play and vibrant world make it an enticing endeavor. With a few tweaks to enhance creative freedom, Mi...

Hippo Penny, folks! It's your buddy, [Your Name], here to dive into the post-apocalyptic world of Miasma Chronicles. Grab your tactical thinking caps and get ready for some serious turn-based battle strategy!

So, what's the haps with this game, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it's got some crazy characters, man! I mean, we're talking Elvis, a young f...

Metro Quester takes RPG gaming to a whole new level by embracing strategy and survival in a minimalist post-apocalyptic setting. While it may be merciless at times, the game offers a highly enjoyable experience for those willing to invest the patience and imagination. With its user-friendly interface and unique gameplay loop, this game is a must-try for RPG ...

Mega Man 11 brings the Blue Bomber back with a bang, offering a solid entry in the franchise with its classic gameplay and visually appealing design. The new gear system adds a refreshing twist to the familiar formula, making for a memorable experience that both fans and newcomers will enjoy. While it may not be revolutionary, Mega Man 11's nostalgic charm a...

Hippo Penny! It's your boy reviewing the web-slinging wonder that is Spider-Man 2. I'm not one to gush over games (okay, maybe I am), but this one has got me swooning like Spider-Man on a skyscraper.

Now, before we dive into the review, let me just say that I'm a bit biased towards superhero games. I mean, who doesn't love saving the world from certai...

Marvel's Midnight Suns offers a refreshing and exciting blend of strategy card games and turn-based combat, wrapped in a captivating narrative with an array of Marvel superheroes. Despite occasional performance issues, the game delivers an exhilarating experience that will keep players engaged for hours on end....

Mario Vs Donkey Kong 2024 is a delightful puzzle-platformer that delivers a nostalgic yet refreshing gaming experience. With its charming visuals, clever level design, and addictive gameplay, this installment in the iconic rivalry between Mario and Donkey Kong is a must-play for fans of the genre. The game perfectly balances challenging puzzles with accessib...

Lysfanga: The Time Shift Warrior brings a refreshing twist to action RPGs with its clone-based combat mechanics and addictive gameplay. The game successfully blends puzzle elements with hack-and-slash action, offering a genuinely creative and satisfying experience. While the story might not be the strongest aspect, the game's focus on polished execution and ...

Hippo Penny! It's time to dive into the wonderful world of Lil Gator Game!

As I played through this charming indie title, I couldn't help but think about all the other critics who have gushed about it. You know, the ones who say things like "It's as short as it is sweet" (Game Informer) or "It's exactly what it looks like on the surface: a sweet, ador...

Like A Dragon Infinite Wealth is a delightful romp through the world of finance and strategy, wrapped in the trappings of a fun and quirky RPG. Dive into a world where you can become the ultimate financial tycoon while battling colorful characters and overcoming absurd challenges. The game's unique blend of financial simulation and classic RPG elements will ...

Lego Worlds offers a colorful and imaginative sandbox experience, but it falls short in the building and mission aspects. Despite technical problems, this game still has its charm for passionate LEGO fans and young builders....

Hippo Penny! It's your favorite groovy game reviewer here to dish out some far-out thoughts on Lego Marvel's Avengers.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Another Lego game? How can it possibly be different?" Well, my young padawan friends, this installment brings the heat with its fast-paced action, colorful graphics, and (dare I say) slightly more ma...

Lego Jurassic World takes you on a prehistoric adventure through the iconic movie franchise, but don't expect groundbreaking gameplay. The game falls short on innovation and feels like a nostalgic trip rather than a leap forward. While it captures the essence of Jurassic Park, the repetitive mechanics may leave you craving something more thrilling. However, ...

Hippo Penny!

Ah, Lego 2K Drive, where speed meets silliness in a world made of bricks (literally!). As I dive into this colorful chaos, I'm reminded why critics like GameSpot and GamingTrend gave it high praise. But don't worry, folks; I won't sugarcoat the good, bad, and ugly for you.

Gameplay-wise, Lego 2K Drive is an absolute blast. The comb...

Hippo Penny - I'm back with another groovy review for you! Today, we're diving into the world of mystery-solving and exploration in Kona. Grab your detective hat and let's get this investigation started!

As a seasoned (get it?) critic, I love when games deliver on their promises. And boy, does Kona deliver on its promise to tell an engaging story! You...

Just Cause 3 is the ultimate playground for those who love to create chaos and destruction. With its stunning display of cause and effect, outrageous chain reactions, and untarnished fun, this game is a dream come true for players who have a knack for free-form mayhem. Despite some performance bugs and technical issues, the game offers some of the best open-...

Jujutsu Kaisen: Cursed Clash may leave you feeling cursed yourself with its lackluster combat, disappointing modes, and overall missed potential. While it offers glimpses of fun, it fails to capture the magic of the series it's based on, leaving even die-hard fans wanting more....

Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier takes players on a solid platforming adventure with a touch of wacky humor, but it could have used some extra polish to truly soar. Despite some archaic gameplay elements and occasional camera issues, the game delivers gratifying gameplay reminiscent of the series' roots. The unfriendly skies and impressive Lost Frontier mak...

Islands of Insight is a puzzle paradise that offers a huge open world with a variety of engaging puzzles. While some elements may bog you down, the game's ambitious scale and cozy puzzle-solving experience make it a must-play for puzzle enthusiasts....

Immortals of Aveum takes on the FPS genre with a magical twist, offering a vibrant and explosive experience. While the game's magic action and exploration are a highlight, the predictable story and occasional performance issues detract from the overall enjoyment. With snappy combat, colorful visuals, and solid gameplay, it's a fun romp for those looking for ...

Hippo Penny! It's time to unleash some hot wheels reviewin' goodness!

Let me tell you, Hot Wheels Unleashed 2: Turbocharged has got everyone talking - and for good reason. While it may not be a drastic change from the original, it definitely polishes an already great formula for racing fans.

Now, I know what you're thinking - "What's the verdic...

Horizon Forbidden West Complete Edition is a visually stunning adventure that shines on PC, offering exceptional performance and optimization. The game takes you on a captivating journey through a beautifully realized world, allowing players to experience Aloy's second adventure with maximum detail and flexibility. While some critics noted minor drawbacks, t...

Homeworld 3 takes space strategy to a whole new dimension, literally. With its stunning visuals and addictive gameplay, this game is a must-play for any strategy enthusiast. Get ready to embark on an intergalactic journey like never before!...

Helldivers 2 brings bombastic co-op fun and hilarity, but watch out for the matchmaking bugs and crashes. It's a riotous affair that offers top-notch gunplay and a genuinely epic experience, but its longevity and variety are still in question. The game respects your time and money with a sensible price tag, but it's best enjoyed with a full squad of friends....

Hippo Penny - it's your boy Grok here, and I'm back with another review that's sure to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even think about World War II (but not too much, because let's be real, who wants to spend too much time thinking about war?).

So, I've got my eyes on Headquarters: World War 2, a game that promises to bring some serious heat to the st...

Hippo Penny! Welcome back to my cozy little corner of the gaming world, where I get to play with the big kids and review some of the most exciting games out there!

Today, I'm diving into the underwater adventure that is Harold Halibut. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Why should I care about a game about an alien gofer searching for his purpose?" We...

Hardspace Shipbreaker takes mundane shipbreaking and turns it into a surprisingly engaging and serene zero-g experience. Despite the potential sting of repetition, it manages to offer an immersive and rewarding escape from the daily grind....

Gods Eater Burst is a thrill for monster-hunting enthusiasts, offering a fresh take on the genre with its futuristic setting and entertaining combat system. The game's deep customization options allow for a personalized experience, although it's not without its flaws. The pacing of combat can be disrupted, and some camera movements may frustrate players. How...

God of War Ragnarok: Valhalla brings a surprising and engaging addition to the series, delving boldly into Kratos' past while providing a rewarding gameplay experience. The roguelite mode allows the game's excellent combat to shine brighter than ever, complemented by a meaningful and introspective narrative. This DLC is a must-play for fans of the series, an...

Hippo Penny! It's your boy, back with another review that's guaranteed to make you LOL so hard, you'll spit out your coffee (or energy drink, or whatever you're sipping on).

Gigantic: Rampage Edition, the re-release of an oldie but a goodie, is here to bring the nostalgia train straight to your gaming station. And I'm not just talking about the folks ...

Gigabash brings kaiju mayhem to the gaming world, offering a riotous and visually stunning multiplayer experience. The game truly shines when played with friends, as the local co-op features and variety of modes provide immense fun. Its love letter to kaiju cinema is evident, with top-notch Titan designs and entertaining combat. While the solo and online pla...

Freedom Planet 2 offers a high-octane platforming experience that successfully captures the spirit of classic Sega games while introducing refreshing gameplay improvements. With its tight controls, diverse playable characters, and intricate level design, this game will satisfy both nostalgia-hungry gamers and platformer enthusiasts. While some critics pointe...

Foamstars is like a bubble bath of conflicting emotions. Its engaging combat and colorful party atmosphere draw you in, but the flat single-player content and aggressive monetization burst the fun bubble. The slow update plan and time-gated queues leave you feeling deflated, despite the potential for bubbly fun. Worth a dip, but watch out for the foam partie...

Hippo Penny! I'm back with another review that's sure to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question my sanity. Today, we're diving into the world of Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade, a game that has critics going wild (see what I did there?).

Now, before I start, let me just say that I'm not a critic who likes to bash games just for the sake of i...

Hippo Penny - Here comes my take on the latest installment in the beloved Final Fantasy series!

As a seasoned grok (yeah, I know, it's a thing), I'm thrilled to dive into the world of Midgar once more. After all the hype, I had to see for myself if Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth truly lived up to its predecessors' standards.

Let me tell you, folks ...

F1 24: Grip the Wheel and Hold on for a Thrilling Ride!...

Evil West turns the vampire-hunting action into a wild and entertaining ride, despite its occasional monotony. The combat is robust, satisfying, and constantly delights with its weighty action. Though the game doesn't reinvent the wheel, it remains a well-made beat-'em-up that offers a darn fun time in the Wild West....

Dragon's Dogma II is an epic adventure that will captivate both RPG enthusiasts and action game aficionados. With its intense combat, gripping story, and dynamic open-world exploration, this game is a must-play for anyone looking for an exhilarating gaming experience....

If you're tired of slaying the same old dragons in other RPGs, Dragon's Dogma 2 is here to freshen things up with its exhilarating combat, vast open world, and immersive atmosphere. Embrace the game's unique mechanics and get ready to lose yourself in a truly captivating adventure....

Disco Elysium The Final Cut is a work of genius, wrapped in a chaotic, existentialist detective mystery with a splash of dark humor. This definitive edition takes the already phenomenal RPG to new heights, offering an experience that is both thought-provoking and utterly engaging. The added quests and well-voiced characters further elevate the game, leaving ...

Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition adds some fun features to an already-good game, but falls short of being revolutionary. Despite the game's technical triumphs, the special edition may not offer enough new content for experienced fans. Still, for new players, it's an excellent opportunity to experience the game at its finest....

Hippo Penny! It's time to get this mars-tastic review rolling!

I'm stoked to dive into Deliver Us Mars, a game that's got everyone in the gaming community talking. As I strapped on my virtual spacesuit and prepared for lift-off, I couldn't help but wonder: would this Martian adventure deliver (heh) on its promise of thrilling gameplay and captivating ...

Hippo Penny!

I'm diving back into the world of horror with EA's Dead Space remake, and boy, do I have some opinions! As a groovy reviewer, I'm here to give you the lowdown on this terrifying trip back in time.

First off, let me say that the original Dead Space is a classic – it's like the OG hipster of survival horrors. But, I mean, who doesn't...

Custom Mech Wars is a mixed bag of mech mayhem. While the customization options and mech-building system are a blast, the overall gameplay falls short in delivering a compelling experience. The single-player campaign feels lackluster, and the multiplayer options are limited. If you're a die-hard mech enthusiast, you might find some enjoyment in tinkering wit...

Cool Boarders is a dynamic and exhilarating snowboarding game that will keep you entertained for hours. With its fast-paced gameplay and impressive visuals, this game is a must-play for snowboarding enthusiasts and casual gamers alike. The variety of courses and tricks to master makes for an addictive experience, and the multiplayer mode adds another layer o...

Step into the world of Construction Simulator, where you'll embark on a comical journey filled with trucks, diggers, and cranes. While the game may not be everyone's cup of tea, it's a solid choice for those who enjoy the challenge of mastering construction tasks. The game's attention to detail is commendable, offering players a plethora of realistic scenari...

Close to the Sun takes you on a visually stunning, slow-paced adventure through a tense and harrowing world reminiscent of BioShock and Outlast. While the atmosphere and storytelling shine, the sometimes-obtuse puzzles and repetitive chase sequences may dim the experience for some players. The lack of combat is a daring choice, but it may leave some wanting ...

Hippo Penny! Get ready for a snappy review that's gonna make you wanna jump into the world of Children of the Sun!

First off, let me say that these critics are like trying to describe a unicorn's majesty - it's an uphill battle, folks! But I'll give 'em props for trying. IGN's 70 seems fair, but where was the love? GameSpot's 80 is spot on, though; th...

Bulwark: Falconeer Chronicles offers a refreshing take on the city-building and strategy genre. Its simplicity in building mechanics and unique environment provide a cool and unusual experience. The game successfully simplifies traditional 4X mechanics, but the combat could use more attention to avoid feeling like an afterthought. The Freebuild Mode feels gr...

Hippo Penny, folks! It's your favorite grok critic here, ready to dish out the dirt on Broken Roads. Now, I know what you're thinking - another post-apocalyptic RPG? Been there, done that. But hear me out, because this one's got some Aussie charm (get it? Like, from Australia, mate?) and some genuinely tough choices.

First off, let me say I'm loving t...

Bluey: The Videogame captures the charm of the show but falls short with shallow gameplay and technical issues. It's a delightful experience for fans of the franchise but lacks depth for seasoned gamers....

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night is a blood-pumping, monster-crashing, Metroidvania adventure that brings back the nostalgic thrill of classic Castlevania games. With its seamless combat, captivating RPG elements, and sprawling map full of hidden secrets, Bloodstained invites players to obsessively explore every nook and cranny of its haunted castle. While ...

Blood Bowl III: A Bloodied Gridiron Saga...

Black Myth Wukong roars into the action RPG arena with a thrilling blend of combat and mythic lore. This game is a celebration of classic Chinese mythology and offers players a captivating and challenging experience. From the breathtaking visuals to the intense boss battles, Black Myth Wukong shines as a must-play title for adventure seekers. Get ready to em...

Bears in Space is a wild and wacky adventure that combines FPS action with bullet-hell mechanics and comedy. With a colorful and absurdly charming gameplay, this game will leave you with a perpetual smile on your face, making it a solid choice for casual players looking for some quirky fun. The game's mix of platforming, challenging boss battles, and enjoyab...

Step into the haunted streets of New Eden in Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden and prepare for a ghoulishly good time. While the game doesn't quite reach the heights of essential gaming, it conjures up a compelling story of love, human misery, and social themes. The stiff combat system may feel as imprecise as a ghostly apparition, but the overall gameplay eleme...

Arzette The Jewel Of Faramore delivers a cheeky homage to the infamous CD-i Zelda games, offering a fun platforming experience with retro charm and warts and all. While not revolutionary, it's a delight for those in on the joke and a worthwhile weekend play for fans of the quirky inspirations....

ARK: Survival Ascended takes the familiar survival experience of the original game and wraps it in a prettier package, but it's not without its challenges. The improvements and additional content make it a tempting dive for both old and new players, but the performance issues may hinder the overall experience....

Anuchard presents a charming and colorful adventure with a mix of dungeon exploration and city building. While the combat is simple and the puzzles are a bit too easy, the game offers a fun and somewhat repetitive experience. Its chapter-based structure and quirky style make it a delightful indie game for players looking for a lighthearted action RPG. And he...

Another Code Recollection is a delightful mystery adventure that will have you hooked from the get-go. With intuitive puzzles and a captivating storyline, this game is a must-play for fans of the genre. The gameplay is smooth and engaging, with just the right amount of challenge to keep you on your toes. The beautiful visuals and atmospheric soundtrack add t...

Against The Storm is a delightful blend of city-building and roguelite gameplay, offering a challenging yet rewarding experience. The game presents a balanced mix of construction strategy, survival, and worker placement, creating an enthralling challenge for players. With its fast-paced and intense gameplay, Against The Storm stands out as a rare gem in the ...

A Plague Tale: Requiem takes you on a thrilling, emotionally charged journey through the plague-ridden 14th-century France. With improved graphics, sound, and gameplay, it builds upon the success of its predecessor to deliver a compelling sequel. The story will uplift and decimate your emotions, while the characters feel real and relatable. The only downside...

Hippo Penny - let's get this review party started!

I'm not gonna lie, I was super excited to dive into Stray Blade. Who wouldn't want a Soulslike game with a colorful art style and a focus on storytelling? Unfortunately, my enthusiasm was short-lived.

Now, before we get into the nitty-gritty, let me just say that I'm not exactly the most season...

Hippo Penny! Welcome back to my cozy little corner of the gaming world, where I get to play with the big kids and review some of the most exciting games out there!

Today, I'm diving into the underwater adventure that is Harold Halibut. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Why should I care about a game about an alien gofer searching for his purpose?" We...

Hippo Penny - it's your boy Grok here, and I'm back with another review that's sure to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even think about World War II (but not too much, because let's be real, who wants to spend too much time thinking about war?).

So, I've got my eyes on Headquarters: World War 2, a game that promises to bring some serious heat to the st...

Shadow of the Tomb Raider Definitive Edition delivers a thrilling and immersive gaming experience that will have you hooked from start to finish. With its stunning visuals, intense action sequences, and engaging puzzles, this game is a must-have for any adventure seeker. The addition of all the DLC and extra content in the Definitive Edition makes it an even...

Hippo Penny - I'm back with another groovy review for you! Today, we're diving into the world of mystery-solving and exploration in Kona. Grab your detective hat and let's get this investigation started!

As a seasoned (get it?) critic, I love when games deliver on their promises. And boy, does Kona deliver on its promise to tell an engaging story! You...

Vampire: The Masquerade - Swansong offers an engaging narrative adventure set in the World of Darkness, although it suffers from some technical issues and pacing problems. With a focus on player choice and detective work, the game delivers interesting puzzles and a vampire-fueled mystery that will keep you engaged. However, the unimpressive presentation and ...

Lightyear Frontier offers a delightful mix of farming, crafting, and exploration wrapped in a charming sci-fi package. The game's early access version presents a relaxing and visually stunning world with a unique focus on living in harmony with nature. The gameplay provides a steady and immersive experience, although the lack of a compelling story and some m...

Kingdom Come Deliverance: Royal Edition offers a grueling yet engrossing RPG experience, with its muddy graphics and weak performance somewhat marring an otherwise compelling medieval adventure. The game's ambitious port to the Nintendo Switch showcases the immense potential, but the constant juggling of mechanics may not be for everyone. Nevertheless, if yo...

Bulwark: Falconeer Chronicles offers a refreshing take on the city-building and strategy genre. Its simplicity in building mechanics and unique environment provide a cool and unusual experience. The game successfully simplifies traditional 4X mechanics, but the combat could use more attention to avoid feeling like an afterthought. The Freebuild Mode feels gr...

F1 24: Grip the Wheel and Hold on for a Thrilling Ride!...

Highwater offers a well-made turn-based battler set in a visually stunning post-apocalyptic world. With solid tactical gameplay and charming characters, it's a great little game for fans of the genre. However, the short length and lack of collectible tracking may leave some players wanting more. Despite these flaws, players will get lost in the beautiful tra...

Dead Island 2 is a delightfully gory and entertaining zombie-slaying experience that offers ridiculous action and mayhem. While it may have some technical issues, the game delivers on the promise of the series and provides players with a substantial run time of creative, scary fun....

SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom 2 is a mixed bag of nostalgia and quirks. While it successfully captures the essence of the original fan favorite, the gameplay may not be as smooth and rewarding as expected, making it feel like a reskinned version of a 17-year-old game. However, for SpongeBob fans and those seeking a light-hearted platformer,...

Paw Patrol World is a playful and delightful adventure through Adventure Bay and beyond, perfectly tailored for the young gamers. With graphics and voice acting that mirror the TV series, the game offers a safe and enjoyable environment with easy-to-handle controls, allowing kids to immerse themselves in the world of PAW Patrol. Whether playing solo or in sp...

Maneater lets you embrace your inner shark in a rip-roaring aquatic adventure filled with humor and mayhem. The game may have its shallow combat and mission repetition, but it delivers some ridiculously good fun. With an overall completion time that doesn't drag on like an anchor, Maneater is well worth diving into....

Piczle Cross: Story of Seasons blends nonogram puzzles with the charming world of Story of Seasons, providing a delightful gaming experience for puzzle enthusiasts and farming sim fans. While it may not revolutionize the genre, the game offers well-made, fun-to-solve puzzles that will keep players entertained. The integration of the Story of Seasons theme ad...

Get ready to dive into the dark and thrilling world of Senua's Saga: Hellblade II. With its jaw-dropping visuals, intense combat, and gripping narrative, this game is a heart-pounding experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat....

Qomp2 takes the classic Pong and spins it into a delightful puzzle adventure. The game's innovative mechanics and creative level design make each bounce a joy, but beware of potential frustration due to its peculiar movement scheme. While it may lack real replay value, Qomp2 deserves a spot in your gaming lineup for its refreshing twist on a beloved classic ...

Prison Architect 2 is a captivating blend of strategy and simulation that will have you hooked from the first shakedown. With its intricate construction and management mechanics, this game delivers a hilariously chaotic experience that will test your multitasking skills and moral compass. Whether you're meticulously planning the layout of your prison or deal...

All aboard the train of entertainment! Train Sim World 4 offers a ticket to hundreds of hours of immersive gameplay, making it a top-tier simulator that accurately recreates the train driving experience down to the finest detail. While some critics may question the necessity of a new iteration, for enthusiasts of the railways, the allure of new tracks and tr...

Go Mecha Ball is a wild rollercoaster mix of pinball and intense two-stick shooter action that will have you rolling and blasting your way through an adrenaline-filled arcade adventure. The game manages to balance exhilarating combat with moments of frustration, but its addictive nature will keep you coming back for more. The visuals are vibrant and the boss...

Anuchard presents a charming and colorful adventure with a mix of dungeon exploration and city building. While the combat is simple and the puzzles are a bit too easy, the game offers a fun and somewhat repetitive experience. Its chapter-based structure and quirky style make it a delightful indie game for players looking for a lighthearted action RPG. And he...

World War Z: Aftermath offers a thrilling and intense experience, with its new episodes and improved features adding lasting charm. The deep progression system, vast array of locations, and classes make it an excellent choice for anyone looking to shoot up some zombies with friends. However, the lack of storytelling and bizarre design choices hold it back fr...

Warhammer 40000 Rogue Trader takes you on a crunchy, immersive journey through the grim darkness of the 41st millennium. While the game boasts an excellent narrative and captivating combat, it unfortunately comes with its fair share of bugs, which can be a bit of a letdown. However, the intricate universe and deep RPG systems make it a fine addition to the W...

Vertigo 2 delivers a mind-bending VR experience with a mix of charm, oddity, and ambition. While the dated visuals and occasional bugs may raise eyebrows, the game's strong writing, well-paced campaign, and memorable set pieces make it a delightful journey for shooter fans....

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Get ready to kickflip your way back to the '90s with Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2! Vicarious Visions has done an amazing job of taking two classic games and giving them a fresh new coat of paint. I mean, who wouldn't want to relive those radical days of skating, scoring points, and trying not to get flattened by the pavement?

I'm ...

Tiny Tina's Wonderlands offers a hilarious and action-packed fantasy-themed spin-off that will keep you entertained with its witty humor and enjoyable gameplay. While it may play it safe at times, the game's new additions and fresh twists provide a rewarding experience for both casual players and die-hard Borderlands fans....

Tin Hearts is a charming and heartwarming puzzle game with a captivating narrative that shines despite some minor gameplay flaws. The game's beautiful visuals and relaxing music create a delightful atmosphere for players to immerse themselves in. While the emphasis on story may not be for everyone, the smart puzzles and cute charm make Tin Hearts a puzzle ex...

Those Who Remain falls short of its potential, with fussy controls, lackluster stealth, and a narrative that fails to shine. However, it offers an eerie atmosphere, inventive puzzles, and moments of genuine tension in its shape-shifting world. While the game has its flaws, it still manages to create an intriguing and intelligent story that may appeal to horr...

The Finals delivers explosive and exhilarating team-based PVP action, with an impressive focus on environmental destruction that sets it apart in the FPS genre. While it may have some minor flaws, the sheer fun and potential for growth make it a must-try for fans of high-octane gameplay....

Hippo Penny, folks! It's your boy, a seasonal grok video game reviewer with a penchant for witty humor, here to bring the laughs while reviewing Tekken 8. And let me tell you, this one's a doozy!

So, I decided to take on the task of combing through some of the most prominent critics' reviews, and boy, am I glad I did! I mean, where else can you find o...

Surviving the Aftermath is a city-building survival game set in a post-apocalyptic world. While the game doesn't bring anything particularly groundbreaking to the genre, its addictive gameplay and mechanically dense city management provide an enjoyable sim builder experience. The progression and upgrade system keep you engaged, but there's a constant feeling...

Spirit Hunter: Death Mark II brings spine-chilling horror and gripping storytelling that will haunt you long after the game ends. The gameplay offers a perfect blend of familiar and fresh elements, delivering quality scares and multiple endings for an immersive experience. With outstanding artwork and sound design, this is a must-play for horror enthusiasts....

Islands of Insight is a puzzle paradise that offers a huge open world with a variety of engaging puzzles. While some elements may bog you down, the game's ambitious scale and cozy puzzle-solving experience make it a must-play for puzzle enthusiasts....

Arzette The Jewel Of Faramore delivers a cheeky homage to the infamous CD-i Zelda games, offering a fun platforming experience with retro charm and warts and all. While not revolutionary, it's a delight for those in on the joke and a worthwhile weekend play for fans of the quirky inspirations....

War Hospital is like working the ER during a zombie apocalypse - intense, grueling, and oddly satisfying. Sure, it's not without its flaws, like a glitchy user interface and frustrating bugs, but the game puts you in the shoes of a field hospital manager during WWI, and the weight of your decisions feels tangible. It's a bleak yet engaging experience that pe...

Tomb Raider I-III Remastered Starring Lara Croft provides a nostalgic trip for fans but may leave modern players feeling a bit janky. The lovingly crafted remasters bring back the iconic Lara Croft and her adventures from the PS1 era, offering an incredible amount of content for a bargain price. While the updated visuals and optional quality-of-life improvem...

Hippo Penny! It's time to get groovy about gaming on the go with The Witcher 3: Complete Edition on Nintendo Switch. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, this port is a beast! While some critics might be like, "Uh-uh, it's not perfect," I'm here to tell you that the imperfections only add to the charm.

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Okay, okay, I'll try to be serious for a hot second. The Talos Principle 2 has finally arrived, and I'm here to give you the lowdown on this philosophical puzzle game extravaganza! Now, before we dive in, let me just say that I'm no expert (hello, self-deprecating humor alert!). But hey, who needs expertise when you have wit, charm, and...

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I've got my eyes on Tetris Effect: Connected, and I'm here to give you the lowdown on this groovy puzzle game. As a seasoned reviewer (wink), I know what makes a good game great – and this one's got it in spades.

First off, let's get the obligatory "it's just Tetris" out of the way. But trust me, Connected is more than just your av...

Just Cause 3 is the ultimate playground for those who love to create chaos and destruction. With its stunning display of cause and effect, outrageous chain reactions, and untarnished fun, this game is a dream come true for players who have a knack for free-form mayhem. Despite some performance bugs and technical issues, the game offers some of the best open-...

Skull And Bones sets sail for an addictive and thrilling gameplay experience that hooks you from the first cannon blast. The gripping naval combat and strategic gameplay make it a swashbuckling adventure worth embarking on. Avast ye, mateys, for this game is a treasure trove of excitement and entertainment. Set your course for high seas hijinks and prepare t...

Session Skate Sim will test your patience but rewards with authenticity and a true skateboarding experience. Bugs and frustrating missions might trip you up, but the joy of nailing a trick will keep you rolling. This game is not for the faint of heart or those seeking instant gratification, but for the die-hard skating enthusiasts, it's a challenging and rew...

Resident Evil 2 is the ultimate zombie-slaying nostalgia trip that's been resurrected with stunning visuals and captivating gameplay. Whether you're a die-hard fan of the original or a newcomer to the series, this remake hits all the right marks, offering a spine-chilling experience that's both nostalgic and refreshingly new. The thrill of exploring the dila...

Mario Vs Donkey Kong 2024 is a delightful puzzle-platformer that delivers a nostalgic yet refreshing gaming experience. With its charming visuals, clever level design, and addictive gameplay, this installment in the iconic rivalry between Mario and Donkey Kong is a must-play for fans of the genre. The game perfectly balances challenging puzzles with accessib...

Step into the shoes of a sneaky ninja and immerse yourself in the punishing and clever top-down stealth world of Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun. This game's uncommon attentiveness to characters and story elevates the entertaining and mentally stimulating quest across 17th-Century Japan. Despite the near-constant annoyance of the camera, developer Mimim...

Frostpunk 2 raises the bar for city-building games with its gripping gameplay and intense decision-making, keeping players on the edge of their seats as they navigate a frozen apocalypse. The developers have outdone themselves, delivering a sequel that surpasses its predecessor in every way....

Grime is a dark and twisted delight that delivers a refreshing take on the Souls-inspired 2D Metroidvania genre. Its intricate world and finely-balanced combat provide an exhilarating experience, while the game's willingness to offer help instead of punishment sets it apart from traditional Souls-like games. The challenging bosses and imaginative enemies add...

Mega Man 11 brings the Blue Bomber back with a bang, offering a solid entry in the franchise with its classic gameplay and visually appealing design. The new gear system adds a refreshing twist to the familiar formula, making for a memorable experience that both fans and newcomers will enjoy. While it may not be revolutionary, Mega Man 11's nostalgic charm a...

Super Mega Baseball 4 hits it out of the park with its arcade-inspired gameplay, extensive customization options, and hilarious atmosphere. Critics agree that it's the best baseball game yet, offering a fun alternative to the MLB series. While some wish for more significant improvements, the game's charm and enjoyable mechanics make it a standout title for b...

Shadowrun Hong Kong Extended Edition proves once again that mixing cyberpunk and fantasy can result in an intriguing and immersive experience. Dive into the seedy underbelly of Hong Kong, take on shadowy missions, and customize your team to shake up the status quo. The turn-based combat and deep narrative will keep you hooked, and the extended edition brings...

Beneath the shadows of dragons and cyberpunk lies an RPG gem worth its weight in credsticks. Shadowrun Dragonfall Director's Cut is a glorious mix of tactical combat, engaging storytelling, and a world you'll want to dive into. Whether you're new to the series or a seasoned runner, this game will grab you by the throat and not let go. With a meta-score of 88...

Salt and Sacrifice is a rough gem that successfully combines elements from Monster Hunter and the Metroidvania genre into a captivating 2D Souls-like experience. While it falls short in some areas, such as clunky progression systems and frustrating enemy encounters, the challenging combat, level design, and refreshing co-op make it worth a try for fans of th...

Rise of the Tomb Raider takes Lara Croft to new heights with an exhilarating adventure filled with clever puzzles, stunning visuals, and thrilling combat. While the mandatory combat may lack challenge on lower difficulties, the game's optional tombs and Lara's enhanced combat abilities make for a riveting experience. With seamless integration of gameplay and...

Metro Quester takes RPG gaming to a whole new level by embracing strategy and survival in a minimalist post-apocalyptic setting. While it may be merciless at times, the game offers a highly enjoyable experience for those willing to invest the patience and imagination. With its user-friendly interface and unique gameplay loop, this game is a must-try for RPG ...

Close to the Sun takes you on a visually stunning, slow-paced adventure through a tense and harrowing world reminiscent of BioShock and Outlast. While the atmosphere and storytelling shine, the sometimes-obtuse puzzles and repetitive chase sequences may dim the experience for some players. The lack of combat is a daring choice, but it may leave some wanting ...

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I'm diving back into the world of horror with EA's Dead Space remake, and boy, do I have some opinions! As a groovy reviewer, I'm here to give you the lowdown on this terrifying trip back in time.

First off, let me say that the original Dead Space is a classic – it's like the OG hipster of survival horrors. But, I mean, who doesn't...

Trinity Fusion offers a unique and addictive gameplay loop with a fresh dimension hopping angle. The combat is engaging, though it lacks the fluidity of some peers. The game's multiverse premise and responsive controls make it a standout rogue-lite, perfect for newcomers and aficionados alike. With its staying power and stylish combat, Trinity Fusion is well...

Like A Dragon Infinite Wealth is a delightful romp through the world of finance and strategy, wrapped in the trappings of a fun and quirky RPG. Dive into a world where you can become the ultimate financial tycoon while battling colorful characters and overcoming absurd challenges. The game's unique blend of financial simulation and classic RPG elements will ...

God of War Ragnarok: Valhalla brings a surprising and engaging addition to the series, delving boldly into Kratos' past while providing a rewarding gameplay experience. The roguelite mode allows the game's excellent combat to shine brighter than ever, complemented by a meaningful and introspective narrative. This DLC is a must-play for fans of the series, an...

Custom Mech Wars is a mixed bag of mech mayhem. While the customization options and mech-building system are a blast, the overall gameplay falls short in delivering a compelling experience. The single-player campaign feels lackluster, and the multiplayer options are limited. If you're a die-hard mech enthusiast, you might find some enjoyment in tinkering wit...

Astro Bot Rescue Mission is an incredibly fun and engaging platformer that truly shines in VR. The game's natural implementation of virtual reality and inventive level design make it a must-have for PSVR owners. It successfully delivers a genuinely new and exciting experience within a familiar genre, showcasing the potential of VR gaming. It's a simple conce...

Anno 1800 offers a challenging yet rewarding city-building experience with intricate supply and demand mechanics. The game's beautiful visuals and engaging narrative add to its immersive gameplay, but its complexity may be daunting for newcomers to the genre. Overall, Anno 1800 takes time to master, but the journey is well worth it....

Animal Crossing: New Horizons offers an immersive and enchanting gameplay experience, providing a natural and creative world that feels incredibly rewarding to explore. The real-time elements and diverse activities make each day in the game a joyous adventure, and the overall sense of joy and earnestness is truly rare in the gaming world. It's a perfect esca...

Against The Storm is a delightful blend of city-building and roguelite gameplay, offering a challenging yet rewarding experience. The game presents a balanced mix of construction strategy, survival, and worker placement, creating an enthralling challenge for players. With its fast-paced and intense gameplay, Against The Storm stands out as a rare gem in the ...

Undying is an emotional survival game that tugs at your heartstrings while you play. The game surprises with simple graphics, which are even drawn in a cartoon style, which is very pleasing to the eye. The music that we can listen to in the background, either during the title screen of the game or during the gameplay itself, is also very good. Undying offers...

The Sims 4: For Rent offers a fresh twist to the classic Sims gameplay, introducing a rental mechanic that adds a new layer of realism and creativity. The world of Tomarang is beautifully crafted, and the expansion brings meaningful cultural inclusions. While the game may not be perfect, it definitely adds more potential for creativity and storytelling, maki...

Resident Evil 4 VR Mode offers an immersive and terrifying experience, bringing the iconic survival horror game to new heights in virtual reality. While the transition from third-person to first-person VR presents some challenges, the game's exceptional graphics and audio design make for a captivating gameplay experience. Resident Evil 4 VR Mode is a must-pl...

Ready or Not delivers a realistic and tactical first-person shooter experience, immersing players in the role of a SWAT team member, providing challenging gameplay and intriguing gunplay. The game offers a variety of levels, weapons, and gadgets, along with complex and unpredictable AI enemies, creating a captivating and compelling gameplay experience for th...

Raccoo Venture brings back the nostalgic charm of 3D platformers from the 90s with a cute and visually appealing world. The gameplay offers fun environmental puzzles, but is marred by frustrating level design and uneven difficulty. Despite its shortcomings, the game's music and environment design shine through, creating an enjoyable if occasionally challengi...

The Indigo Disk offers a mixed experience, with some fun new activities and challenges, but it's held back by technical issues and a rushed narrative conclusion. The expansion succeeds in adding more content to explore and more Pokemon to catch, but fails to fully address the ongoing performance problems and the grindy aspects of the game. Overall, while the...

Batman: Arkham City offers a truly immersive and expansive gameplay experience that surpasses its predecessor and sets a new standard for superhero games. The open-world, filled with secrets and side quests, provides hours of exploration and replay value. The game's sense of progression, in both gameplay and storytelling, is commendable. It's a must-have for...

Batman: Arkham Asylum offers an unparalleled experience of being the Dark Knight, with topnotch gameplay that delivers thrilling combat, engaging stealth, and varied challenges. The game nails every element of the Batman universe, making it a must-play for both fans and newcomers. Its innovation and storytelling set a new standard, making it a timeless class...

Assassin's Creed II offers a layered, engaging, and improved gameplay experience. The sequel successfully addresses the issues of its predecessor and delivers a captivating journey through Renaissance Italy. The varied gameplay, refined mechanics, and engrossing story make this title a must-play for any serious gamer....

Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon delivers a satisfying and modern mecha action experience. The game successfully brings the franchise back to life, offering fast-paced combat, challenging missions, and deep customization. While it may lean more towards casual appeal, it still manages to captivate both new and longtime fans of the series....